Lesbians sure are mysterious. This video begins with a soundtrack playing the Blue Danube Waltz while a couple of bull dykes swim in a fetid New Mexico swimming pool. The longer the scene goes on, the funnier it becomes, as more and more naked dykes jump into the pool and splash around like an Esther Williams musical number gone horribly gay. Call it a dyquarium.

Soon, everyone gets oiled up for the wrestling. Viewers expecting more unintentional comedy will be disappointed, as these lezzies are serious about their grappling. Lesbian after lesbian enters the greasy ring, until the entire place is a writhing mass of shiny flesh. Fatale Video is definitely on to something here - the sight of all those sliding, slippery bodies would coax wood from even the most staunch defender of Western culture's phallocentric patriarchy, especially when combined with the electronic, trance-inducing soundtrack. Most importantly, everyone seems to be having a really good time, as more oil is added and more queer girls strip down. The scene unfolds in a totally unforced way, and by the end, quite a few of the women are tearing at each other and getting off, like for real. Only the gayest guy on earth would fail to project himself into the middle of that writhing pile of estrogen and Wesson oil, in spite of the less traditional beauty standards on display here.

Final scene, a shower between two horny ladies, is more of a denouement than a climax. Topping the oil wrestling orgy would be damn near impossible, and the director wisely doesn't try.

Pre-nom the oil orgy for Best All-Girl Scene and the video for Best All-Girl - Video.