Devoid of style, heat or overall freshness, SCH25 consists of a handful of blips on the radar screen of cookie-cutter porn. Hands down, the hottest grope occurs on the confines of a park bench. Rafe laps at Khronica's shaved pussy as if it was his last meal on Earth, and she returns the favor by inhaling his rod to the very hilt. Their subsequent humping has all the energy that many of the other encounters lack.

Neophyte viewers, perhaps unaware of Byron Long's prodigious package, will definitely be impressed as he pins back the legs of Desire much the way a butterfly collector pins a prizewinner. (The difference being that lepidopterists tend to collect specimens, while Long prefers to deliver them.)