|Released||Jan 01st, 2003|
|Cast||Trixy Red, Monika (I), Carlos (I), Frank Thring, Vanessa (I), Choky Ice, Cintia, Jenny Blair, Renato (I), Luisa de Marco, Casey (I), Lysa (I), Tristan (I)|
|Critical Rating||AAA 1/2|
One might think that with the current state of international affairs, the notorious traveling salesman, Dick Beaver (Frank Thring), would keep his bumbling ass out of heinous places like... oh say, Afghanistan! But believe it or not, word comes down from the office and off he goes to that illiterate wasteland to attend to some"business"
Luckily, before he leaves he meets up with an attractive blonde and her boyfriend. They convince him to help out as director in a nice video fuck session. The blonde gets her cunt and ass pounded by her man, and she even does some splendid A2M just for kicks (which marks the first of three girls to do ass to mouth). As a reward for doing such a good job, Beaver even gets his John Thomas sucked on a bit.
Business is business however, and Beaver soon finds himself in that dingy hole in the world where he proceeds to get absolutely no work done, but does manage to encounter a bevy of gorgeous girls who sure are't Afghani. The skin tone is a dead giveaway for one (duh). Tha's not the most noticeable thing though. It seems that these chicks do't know where they are because if anyone from Al Qaeda caught them humping like the fuck bunnies that they are, they would all certainly be sacrificed to one of the goats or camels that those scumbags are so fond of.
Anyway, as per usual, Beaver does't really get any beaver (except for a little b.j. in a fantasy sequence) as h's forced to watch everyone else have fun. All the girls are completely flawless and nasty which makes for five solid scenes, but Beave's Benny Hill routine tends to distract from the action a little and not all the sex is consistently smoldering throughout as some people look like the're on an assembly line of flesh.