One of the great things about having a fetish is finding porn that shows you that there are people out there who enjoy the same things you do, making you feel like a part of something bigger, and giving you hope for your sexually perverted future. However, one of the saddest things you can do to a fetishist is put out pornography in which even the participating parties seem uninterested. Such is the case with Toe Tales 97, which might have hit its limit with the other 96 volumes.

Consisting of two scenes only, neither of which generates a significant amount of heat, TT97 is, at times, akin to watching paint dry. Just ask Precious, who has looks to justify her name, but who seems to have all of the interest of an American soccer spectator as she jacks off Tom Moore's mostly flaccid penis while he sucks on her toes. Toe fans will dig the huge white pumps that she strokes him with in the beginning of the scene, and will most likely wish to change places with Moore, who seems to have a hard time enjoying it, until he pummels himself to an orgasm all over the camera.

The second scene is remarkable for two reasons: One is the pair of huge black vinyl boots that Amber Knight wears, that will leave toe lovers everywhere gasping, and the second is the huge glop of splooge that remains on the lens during the run of the entire scene. At least Mickey seems a bit more into it, delivering a foot massage and a good shrimping with a beaming smile on his face. Amber, on the other hand, can only cum when she plays with the tampon she's been hiding from us since the beginning.

At only 44 minutes, the tape is too short to really get any momentum going, although, truth be told, the end credits seem like a mercy. Only the most hardcore toe fetishists will find this even remotely interesting.