For softcore tease that's so non-threatening a person could give it to mom for Christmas, the Hot Body line's the standard. These DVDs follow strippers to exotic locales where they get soaked through and take off some of their clothes. The discs allow the option of watching with or without commentary. We recommend without, as narrator John Cross' soapy one-liners are like listening to John Tesh do phone sex. If you've got as a customer a drunken Jaycee who loves big fake titties second only to a fresh-tapped keg, this is the series for you.

Technically, these DVDs are a bit disappointing. The transfers are solid, but not excellent. Low bit rates result in a lot of mild pixelation if there's any contrast in the picture. The audio is in Dolby 5.1 surround, which would be a blessing if the soundtrack weren't cheesy porn rock. Guess we know what happened to the '80s metal band, the Scorpions.

Both discs have several little extras including solo dance sequences, behind-the-scenes footage, and outtakes.