It is difficult to do a video-length gangbang, because the action tends to become repetitious. 5 Guy Cream Pie 5 succeeds where many have cum up short. The premise is that each girl is going to get internally hosed by five guys. Numbers are drawn to determine the order of penetration. Lead off fucker appears to be favored but not always. Picks are traded, cash is offered, and old debts are settled just to raise or lower a prick's penetration position in this pussy lottery. Once the battle order is determined, Director Andre Madness conducts pre-coital interviews with each seed supplier. These sound bites are done quickly in a pre-game locker room atmosphere. We see testosterone-filled, sexual athletes preparing for action, and they relish telling you the size of their impending load. With a straight face, Brian Surewood brags, "I'm going to be like a sprinkler system," and then mimics the staccato sound of water spurting from a yard sprinkler. The girls are not objects in this farce, because they participate in the bravado as well. Tera Bond talks about how warm sperm is and how it makes her "feel like a real women," when it's inside, and "how she is going to shake cum out of her pussy." This set up is funny and entertaining, and the viewer will not fast forward. The sex is just as entertaining. The respective scenes open with each girl gang fondled, and then each prick fucks her in a different position while she fluffs the next guy. The post-coital juice filled gashes dripping sperm are worshipped by the camera. Fingers are dipped into these glistening slits, and girls lick spilled seed off the bedspread. The only complaint is uttered by one of the guys who draw a #1 and thinks it looks like a #7. In mock disgust Mickey G tells him, "Do the math."