Released | Jan 01st, 1984 |
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Running Time | 65 |
Director | John Drake |
Company | Bizarre Video |
Cast | Robert Lakewood, Pia Sands |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
(Notice: As in most special interest features of this type, no hardcore footage is used. Therefore, this videocassette is not being judged by the same criteria as a standard XXX-film.)
How can you call a bondage film "cute?" Don't all of those whips and chains hurt? I guess they do, sometimes, but what we have here is a real first: a dominatrix video tape with a good sense of humor. This neat, little parody has all of the spikes, leather, plastic balls in the mouth, collars and whips you'd ever want —yet it has the ability to make us laugh, easing our way into at some bizarre fetishes.
When Pia Sands says, "let's do the workout," we're amazed at the fact that she not only is satirizing Jane Fonda, but she looks and sounds like her too. All during Jane Bonda's Bizarre Workout, which is shot-on-video, we get plenty of little digs at the best-selling tape (Jane Fonda's Workout).
Featured here are all the standard bondage fare, including and elaborate penis device that locks it all in place, a bondage bicycle, dietary disciplinary action and even a burning.
This unique videocassette should prove perfect for someone venturing into virgin territory for the first time. Technically, it's the same shambles as usual with this type of material (Pia Sands is talking to the wrong camera while being filmed from a different angle). Nonetheless, with Jane Bonda uttering lines like "I'm such a service to mankind" and wearing T-shirts that say "never kick a man unless he's down," you're liable to chuckle a few times while viewing a new kind of sexual excursion.