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Oriental Sexpress

Oriental Sexpress

Released Sep 01st, 1984
Running Time 75
Company Western Visuals
Cast Asia (I), King Paul, Laya
Critical Rating AA 1/2
Genre Film

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Ah, the wonders of the Oriental woman… innocent, petite creatures with an air of silent sophistication.  Wrong. At least I the case of Western Visuals’ Oriental Sexpress.  These women are quite playful indeed, not to mention attractive ones at that.

But, unfortunately, this film falls into that very broad category of “good idea on paper, bad idea on film” category.  Granted, these films don’t tend to have the budget of a Francis Ford Coppola spectacle, but the atrocious production negates some of the good stuff!  Some serious sexual stuff is done by these women!  And gals like Asia and a friend do some superb lesbian scenes.

On one hand, there’s plenty of horny scenes of total debauchery throughout this story of the smuggling of Oriental women into the U.S.  But otherwise, the cheesy dialogue (these folks aren’t actors) and what could possibly be the worst false goatee in all of filmdom, tend to ruin the appreciation for the real meat of the matter.  What’s a reviewer to do?  What the sex.



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