Ten mammaries, five volva, one joystick, one dildo and no wienies. The mammaries come in various sizes – five matched pairs. What can one say of volva except that one of them has the capacity to snap, crackle and pop.

Lesbian sex is apparently very popular today, if you trust the filmmakers who insert at least one girl/girl liaison in every heterosexual film. So why not an all-girl series? Lipstick Video has such an offering with titles like Aerobisex Girls (see Issue 11) and Three Beauties And A Maid.

The problem is that when there ain't no men to play "hide the salami" there ain't many options. So they substitute a joystick and a plastic shaft and they even have some bondage and the result is an hour and a half of videotape that will appeal to a limited market. For that market, Computer Girls can be recommended.