Beat me daddy; eight to the bar!  If watching a woman being whipped repeatedly until her back looks like Strawberry Fields Forever is your idea of a good erotica, then this tape is for you.

Hooked Up Hooker has only three people in the cast, including a bondage-happy couple and the unfortunate hooker they pick up.  After falsely accusing the hooker of stealing $200 from them, the dastardly duo proceed to hang their prey upside down by her ankles against a door.  The Hooked Up Hooker gets hooked up by clothes pins in a very unnatural way (unnatural to this reviewer, anyway).  This is an area not used to such abuse.  The promiscuous pair then whip her back until she is unconscious and they are bored.

Since the couple do not even take their clothes off, Hooked Up Hooker provides virtually no eroticism.  It’s uninteresting and not the least bit entertaining.