Released | Mar 01st, 1985 |
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Running Time | 85 |
Director | Drea (I) |
Company | L.A. Video |
Cast | Jade Nichols, Christy Canyon, Gina Valentino, Scott Irish, Heather Wayne |
Critical Rating | A 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Lesson number one, from the Director’s Guide to Porn: How to ruin a potentially great video with a lip-smacking cast. A) Shout “Action!” B) Twenty minutes later, shout, “Cut!” C) Assemble unedited into the feature.
Supposedly a day in the life of half-dozen hookers, Little Girls of the Streets drags on from scene to endless scene. First, one of the gals gets picked up by an unseen guy in a car (subjective point of view, for all the men watching to identify with) and then we are whisked to an all-too clean motel room where they bang it out for what seems like an eternity.
In an uninspired, mock “documentary” fashion, we are treated to the hooker lifestyle of continuous sex all day. Each encounter is as monotonous as possible, and one of the girls even chews gum in a fit of boredom. I’ve seen industrial films on piston engine maintenance repair more lively than this! What a sin, since all of the performers (particularly Gina Valentino) are exceptional specimens.