“Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus…”
Yes, twas the season when sleigh bells ring, cash registers sing, and sex fills the air. In Santa Comes Twice, virginal Tom Byron asks for a little lesson in the art of nooky, so he can be BMOC at college net year. Santa, always eager to please, sends his best from the North Pole, in the form of two lovely female elves… batteries included.
While this is a minor production, it could serve as a diversion from wrapping presents (if you’re reading this after Christmas, watch it while wrapping a birthday gift). Gina Valentino could roast anyone’s chestnuts, and the rest of the cast performs ably. If nothing else, there is one good thing that can be said about this production… at least this Santa doesn’t carry an ax.