In roughly two years of reviewing porn pix, this has to be one of the least erotic videos I have seen.  To say there is nothing redeeming about it is an understatement. The sex scenes drag, the story (?) drags.  The women are a drag, and so is the entire 90 long minutes.

It starts off with 15 minutes spent watching some poor girl in a bathtub giving head to George Payne’s flaccid winkie. The scene is hysterical in its ineptitude.  If he couldn’t get up, how do they expect the audience to?  Prudence should have dictated that they, particularly Director Sharon Mitchell, have taken a lunch break and tried again.  It becomes apparent that when you work with a budget of zilch and a one-day schedule that you use what you got and hope nobody notices.

It’s one of those clichéd private eye sex stories… nothing new here.  Even Sharon Kane in the lead role can’t save Dick of Death.

Well, I hope you notice this review and forget this tape.  Viewing people performing the sex act has become increasingly popular as home entertainment.  Material like this will break the proverbial camel’s back.  I like dirty movies. This one ain’t.  Shame on you, Sharon, I thought you could do better.