Released | Dec 31st, 1985 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Director | Melissa Marcus |
Company | Paradise Visuals |
Cast | Jilian Shell, Melissa Marcus, Carla Bily, Byron Preston, Phil Milano |
Critical Rating | A 1/2 |
Genre | Film |
This tape is a German import. If we give it back, can we have more Volkswagons instead? Several years ago this might have gotten a good rating but there’s nothing in it to make it considered a classic. It’s just an artifact. The sex can be classified as polite raunch and there’s nothing here to really get you going unless you are into spanking or occasional anal. I mean really; there’s just more to making a good porn film than having some poorly dubbed voice repeatedly kvetch out, “Suck it bitch,” and “you are a bitch.”
In addition, the editing is sloppy and Bavarian Crème seems very much thrown together. Paradise Visuals, known for their own self-produced quality features, should stay home for their releases.