Hot Patuttie wins the award for the most misleading label description of the year. Nowhere in the endless description on this video's box will you see any note that the entire show will be in French. This could have been a selling point, since I was very intrigued to learn how to talk dirty and moan in the "language of love." However, my linguistic interest was overwhelmed by irritation at the awful, whiny English female voice that interrupts at any rude moment to read a narrative which is supposedly a describes the wife of an insatiable Frenchman who is tortured with guilt over her indulgence in his fantasies, especially when she's blithering about her guilt in the middle of a close-up, pounding, insertion shot?! When Jacques, the husband, would speak a torrent of words for five minutes, and then the voice-over would translate, "My name is Jacques," my exasperation was complete.

What's good about this video? The French are evidently more beautiful than we ugly Americans, for the actors in Hot Patuttie are gorgeous. Jacques, the husband, has the most gorgeous penis, face, hair-do and hands. It's rare to ogle a man in straight videos as much as one surveys the women, but Monsieur Jacquest could give "Gentleman's Quarterly" a run for their money.

I suggest finding a French-speaking friend to watch this video with you, and see if there is really a gem of a script under the massacre of an English overdue.