In a send-up of Woody Allen's Play It Again, Sam, this movie has an engaging remoteness that almost compels you to dive into your TV and find some amiable landing strip on Taija Rae's tan fines.
Vanessa Del Rio plays the Bogie role and counsels Taija in matters of sex. Vanessa is "sensuous, sexy, skilled and no man can resist her," Taija reasons as she sits glued in front of her boob tube viewing Del Rio sex loops. This girl needs help. For some goofy reason, Taija's hooked on a vain, pompous Frenchman with an accent as thin as a cheap pair of shoes, and who has obviously spent the better part of his life in a tanning salon. Enter Vanessa to show Taija the light. Vanessa has sex with terrorist look-alikes under Nautilus machines, midgets on top of pianos, scullery maids in hotel rooms and other bon vivants of the world.
Taija watches, and pretty soon imitation becomes the sincerest form of flattery. Everyone sweats and has a good time with their respective romps in the sackaroo; Taija tells the Frenchman to go suck on a croissant, and Vanessa heads off in search of another conquest.
This is an energetic film and fun to watch with nice production values, hot sex and good acting. One more time, Vanessa.