Released | Apr 30th, 1986 |
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Running Time | 84 |
Director | Bobby Hollander |
Company | VCR |
Cast | Tom Byron, Kevin James (I), Lori Marr, Kristarrah Barrington, Robin (I) |
Critical Rating | A |
Genre | Feature |
“Boy the way Glenn Miller played Songs that made the Hit Parade, Guys like us, we had it made…”
Wait a minute…wrong song. Actually, I’m confused. I opened this tape, looking for Archie Bunker, and got a very typical and dull adult video feature. Oh well, so much for great expectations.
All in the Family, the XXX-feature version, is not very creative and not particularly hot. Director Bobby Hollander, whose recent Cavalcade of Stars triumphed erotically, shows no oomph here, with dull mid-range camera work only sometimes capturing the sexual action and extremely average video quality.
Mom (Kristara Barrington) teaches daughter (Lori Marr) that having sex at her age is a “no-no.” This is the same mother who participates in a tape-ending seven person orgy involving the same daughter and the grandfather. So much for morals.
It’s one of those everybody-sleeps-with-everybody incest tales, but without a good script or sex. In fact, Rick Savage plays a grandfather (Marr) in a scene that could have worked. But considering grandpa looks about 29 or 30 years old, all one can do is laugh.
Only Robin Cannes, an attractive dark-haired lass with a wonderful body, is worth mentioning here. Segments of her encounter with her daughter’s boyfriend (Tom Byron) are arousing, which is way too little to give All in the Family a decent recommendation.