This French flick has one major thing to recommend it: Onlinka really does look like Marilyn Monroe.  There are a few Marilyn Monroe look-alikes in show biz today, the best-known in America being Aussie Linda Kerridge, but this one looks even moreso.  And what’s even better is we get to see her perform in bed!

The rest of the picture might not interest you nearly as much.  There are a few hot scenes with some very pretty women, including one orgy towards the end after our hero has kidnapped Marilyn and spirited her away on the bus (!), but you’ll be waiting breathlessly to see Marilyn – ‘er Olinka – perform.

You haven’t exactly been shortchanged so far.  Early on, there’s a scene with Marilyn doing some light whipping and sodomy of another cutie, and afterwards, they engage in a little girl/girl action.  And then you have to suffer through Marilyn’s attempt at singing.  You’d think that since they use a different actress to dub the singing than they do to dub Olinka’s dialogue, that they’d have someone who could actually sing, but noooo….

But then you see her, nude except for gartered black net stockings, her hair and makeup a perfect imitation of Monroe, pouting, sensual lips… that’s what sold me on this one.  Take my word for it: the last 10 minutes make up for some ho-hum along the way!

Finally for those of you who like travelogues, there are some lovely scenes of the French countryside and stately mansions along the way.  The music is bright and inoffensive, but that’s not why you’re here.  We both know that.