Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the squared circle, something like this video comes along to make you want to sell your stock in baby oil. A hammerlock would be more fun, and after several scenes of trumped-up orgasms aided and abetted by 40-weight oral sex, I was convinced I was at a Sears' socket wrench demo watching a new way to pull fouled spark plugs using your mouth. Oil notwithstanding. The plot follows the old show biz adage: when there's a lull, use oil. There's enough here to fill Khadafy's swimming pool.

Cutesy Kari Foxx plays a hotshot reporter who, after only one oily suckola session with oil wrestling impresario Herschel Savage, decides to trade in her pencil to become the "best bitch wrestler in town." Meanwhile, conniving Tammy White and Buffy Davis flee Herschel's coop for greener pastures - which happen to be between the legs of rival manager Steve Davis, who frowns on the use of oil. Bazoomy Robin Cannes, Liz Randall and Steve Drake lock on, feel up, squat, lick, suck and, of course, oil up in this free-for-all. Better the title should have been Anus and Oily.

It's enlightening to find that gunked-up bodies in heat make sounds reminiscent of cockroaches being crushed by pistachio shells. At one point, Savage sneers at his girls, swearing they'll "nevah be contenduhs!" Honest, they coulda, with minor touches like a script or hot sex. And the girls don't wrestle enough to get good at it. Girl watchers, however, will have a field day. On the whole, though, this on is about a quart low.