|Released||Jan 30th, 2004|
|Company||Visual Entertainment Productions|
|Cast||Frank James, Marc Wallace, Karen Summer, John Leslie, Shauna Grant, Jamie Gillis, Pepper Mines, Desiree Lane, Crystal Lake, Cody Nicole, Amber Lynn, Ron Jeremy|
|Critical Rating||Not Yet Rated|
Celebrity Presents Celebrity, a best-of package from VHP's Centerfold Celebrities series, is a series of 12 nicely shot vignettes featuring a virtual who's who of porn. Of the all-sex variety, these clips feature no plots and, oohs and ahhs notwithstanding, no dialogue.
No ridiculous three little sentence plotlines here. You know:
"Hi, my name is Jim. Have you seen my black dog around here."
"Well, gee, I'm Sally. I haven't seen your doggy, but I'd sure like to see your . . ."
Instead, each featurette opens with a nice soundtrack and a soft fade-in to a sex scene "already in progress." There's something for everybody: hetero sex, girl/girl, threesomes, etc. The highlights include another glimpse at the lovely, always-to-be-remembered Shauna Grant, and the grand finale—a raunchy light bondage scene with Nick Random and Tantala.