Hey, Yitzak, Your momma’s callin’… she mad, man.

Those Israeli hijinx artists – Benji Froggie and Hughie – are at it again. This time around with another 58 rock ‘n’ roll songs crammed into the soundtrack with atrocious lip syncs.

Fortunately, the sex encounters are choreographed a little bit better than the previous “Surf City” (where there’s two shiksas for every goy) efforts, now referred to as the Lemon Popsicle Series.  These guys never give up in their quest for the elusive female fanny.  Now, in Up Your Anchor they’re rewarded for their efforts.

After going through the compulsory ladies’ locker room peep hole session, and a split-swapping party, the guys wind up stewarding a Mediterranean make-out vessel where tons of nude, sun-worshipping lady passengers insist on plying their trade.

Girl-watching makes this tape rental worthy, event though it’s a hoot to watch a foreign film company incorporate our American Graffiti film style down to the hip words and phrases you just know aren’t in their vocabulary.

The best scene of the lot involves a tall, blonde “Contessa” with the ship’s captain.  Very sexy, and what softcore’s all about.