Sports fans, here is a heck of an idea for a sex movie: a cop stops a beautiful woman, and to prevent getting a ticket (for which, she says, her husband will kill her) she allows the officer to take certain liberties with her.

OK, so it’s not a new idea.  But it does get them off the street and into a warehouse (or someplace) with a bed and ladder and room for the cameraman.  And she does what she is required to do with virtually no emotion or passion.

This quickie tape bothers me.  Why would anyone want to own or rent something that only lasts 18 minutes long (and is followed by two long trailers)?  Sure they’re cheap, but they’re also bad.  For the person who must collect, why not look up some of the older movies that many companies are now selling at drastically reduced pries.  Maybe if the consumer had some won’t power, and porn companies stopped releasing crap, I could get something good to watch for a change.