No, Ralph Kramden hasn't resigned his position at the bus company to take it all off for the porn cameras; and no, Alice hasn't decided to put her big mouth to better use. In fact, despite the title, this isn't a porn version of the famed TV sitcom. Instead, it's inoffensive porn, with a simple plot and standard sex.

The story revolves around two honeymooners who are stranded on their wedding night. As fate would have it, the couple (Peter North and Bunny Bleu) wind up outside of a Sexual Awareness Commune, led by Mahesh O'Reilly (Frank James). Of course, this sets the stage for what could be all sorts of hot couplings.

But the couplings aren't that hot. The proceedings are saved, however, by Keisha, a rather well-endowed (not even Frank Perdue's chickens have breasts this big) young lady who exhibits lots of sexual energy, especially in her scene with North and a lesbian encounter with Erica Boyer. All in all, however, this honeymoon is just ho-hum. I'll still take Ralph and Alice any day!