Well, if it's not one thing, it's another. Earlier this year, GDI released a feature called Dirty Blondes in which a brunette, Brittany Stryker, begged, pleaded and cajoled her husband to suckle up to her. He wouldn't, alas, because Brittany wasn't a blonde.

Now we have darkhaired Robin Lee with a similar dilemma. No titee, no suckee. Lee, according to her husband Troy Tanner, isn't amply endowed enough and hence, not worthy of serious sexual consideration. At least, not like Tanner's daydreams which have him conjuring up the likes of booberific Samantha Strong (in a very bit part).

Make way for the perpetual genie-in-the-lamp plot device. Lee gets a hurricane lamp (?) as a gift and winds up with Ron Jeremy looking like Sabu ready to grant her all of two wishes. Big freaking deal, you used to get three along with Barbara Eden or Angela Baron.

One wish is to be gnoshed out. The other is to inhabit the bodies of some amply bosomed females and be gnoshed out. The business works up to a point then dawdles like another good idea beaten to death. As a wrap, we get the husband quoting Billy Joel and telling Lee, "I love you just the way you are." With Lee's face and figure, you don't mess with a good thing.