No, The Red Hot Roadrunner isn't about everyone's favorite coyote becoming a porn star. In fact, the reasoning behind the title is a mystery, but there's no suspense as to whether this is decent erotica. What starts off as a promising premise turns into a tired rehash of wham-bam-thanks-for-nothing-mam.

The story revolves around a reunion of two army buddies. They sit around, reminiscing about the good old days of WWII — when war took a back seat to sex. Through flashbacks, we get all the old "war stories" about their buddies' conquests — in bed that is. What's wrong with that? Most of the scenes seem to be culled from other videos.

As for the sex itself, it's pretty mundane. The opening scene, involving Latin firebomb Elle Rio and Blake Palmer, is the highlight of the video. Elle could make any roadrunner red hot.