If someone broke into your apartment you'd call the police, right? Not in this feature! First, it being a girl (Wanda Denoir) you have sex with her, then hire her as a model. That's the basis of this humorless comedy which has as its soul-saving grace the introduction of three new and attractive faces and bodies. The sexual action is average for this bunch and we can only hope that these ladies will be seen in better vehicles that will showcase their talents and bodies. But don't get suckered by the boxcover or title. Vanity has only one scene (with Rachel Ryan) and there's nothing tropical here.