Jesse Eastern has a dream. He wants to produce a legitimate theatrical production, but his partner and financial advisor, Ron Jeremy, informs him that they only have the funds to produce a porno flick, if that. Nonetheless, together they attempt to mount a production of West Side Story, 1990's style, featuring all the big-name talent in the X-rated business.  The talent asserts it can handle the job, since looking as though you like making love under klieg lights in unnatural positions is proof enough of thespian expertise. Okay, got the picture?

The script is sometimes overly chatty with long dialogues between Eastern (a keen performance, nonetheless) and Jeremy, and bogged down by some less-than-inspirational sex.