Where else can you go in America but south Florida, where selling or renting adult video is virtually punishable by a Sandunista firing squad, but where you'll find more live skin shows than Jose Canseco has moving violations? Such is the gentlemen's armchair tour presented both in Michael Peter's Private Collection -- a panorama of some of the glitziest topless and bottomless gal-o-ramas in the sunshine state and a companion girls get naked tape, Love Is A Dancer.

And just who is Michael Peter pray tell that we should rot our teeth in envy? Below the Mason-Dixon line, at lest, he is to T & A emporia what Donald Trump is to gambling casinos. Some guys got it tough and you'll see why in Private Collections which combines "action" stage footage from Peter's various clubs in Fr. Lauderdale, Pompano Beach and Orlando. But that's not all. What separates this tape from other bump and grinders of its ilk is the inclusion of private modeling sessions showcasing the creme de la creme lady dancers in more natural environment -- yeah, like Peter's palm tree lined backyard swimming pool with his initials broadly etched in the deep end, almost as if to rub it in.

Love Is A Dancer works on a much simpler concept -- one nightclub, taking you through each gal's gyrations and body contortions from beginning to end of act. And another plus -- great rock music accompaniment in both videos.

I suppose it would be absolutely gratuitious to tell you the girls are all leggy and voluptuous. The videography and post production ranks with teh kind of style established in the Playboy tapes -- all those fancy-dancy dissolves, wipes, fades and cuts we've all come to know and love (sometimes). A girl watcher's package extraordinairre.

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