Lock the doors, turn on the cold show4er, and get rid of the old lady. This tape's gonna ignite your shorts.

Produced in tandem with Topless Dancing, Texas Style, this tape, likewise, makes economic use of the Rick's Cabaret (Houston) backdrop pas 18 of the leggiest gals this side of a high heel shoe store pair off in fantasy strip "competition." Yup. They're all here: waitresses, stewardesses, secretaries, nurses, hard hats and lady cops. What, no Justice Department employees?

After a few minutes of this stuff, you won't even notice minor discrepancies in hair chemistry as some of the "blondes" strain the boundaries of distinction. Penthouse Pets Andi Bruce and Melissa Leigh serve as able-bodied hostesses and even get it on in the striporama for the free-for-all finale.

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