If we in this industry could be full time clever as we are part time brilliant... the semi-wraparound video feature now has a new enterprising wrinkle. Forget TV watching, keyhole peeking, or reminiscing as excuses for file footage.

Now we have plane crashes. Pilot Randy Spears, as he's going down (literally), tells Ray Victory about his days with the "Red Baron" -- the only Angela Baron sex shot in the melange -- a hot tub lesbo number. Trot out a couple of tried and true "recollections" from the Carol Cummings Show. Splice in a new Spears/Staci Lords face off, and you have video magic. Judging from most recent history, we now have a new math equation that supplants Einstein's theory of relativity.  One Angela Baron stock shot equals five new video shows.