Released | Jan 31st, 1990 |
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Running Time | 73 |
Director | Ron Jeremy |
Company | Video Exclusives |
Cast | Hans Mueller, Sasha Gabor, Elise, Jessica (I), Dan Steele, Ray Victory, Kristina Evol |
Critical Rating | A 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
Trying to describe the plot of Night Watch would be tantamount to explaining the story of Alice In Wonderland to a computer. You'd keep getting, "does not compute!" Try and follow this: Dan Steele is a private eye who has to turn down a case because his girl wants him to stay in bed. He recommends "George" who cannot be located in a bar frequented by Ray Victory who does take the case. By now, the video is two-thirds over, and the audience is 75% unconscious. The whole thing is wrapped up in five minutes when it's discovered that Jessica is stealing from herself for insurance. Of course, no one is around to care.
Ray Victory, who would insert a dramatic pause in the word "oh," has a great build but it isn't enough to keep Kristina Evol conscious during their scene together. The only item of note in this exercise is the debut of Suzanne St. Lorraine, a very attractive chestnut beauty. Let's see her soon but in better company.