Let me tell ya, even if this sexvid were a cheap production (which it isn't), and even if the script were minimal or non-existent (no problem: it's a great script), and even if the acting were mediocre (the acting is terrific!), I'd still give this thing an extra half an A just because the old guy gets laid. "The old guy" is Pops Peril (Eastern), father of Paula (Morgan), and he has a problem with his farm: the mortgage is due, and Dan Dastardly (Horner) wants to collect on it, or forget about it in exchange for some quality time with Paula. What a predicament! And so soon after she and fiance Capt. Jack (West) have finished "practicin' on that consumatin' thing."

So what's left to do but earn the money at Lotta Dastardly's House of Ill-Repute. I guess you can tell that this is a comedy, but just how good it is, you'll have to see for yourself. These people are even funny while getting laid... and you'll have to see for yourself how good that is also!  I can't recommend this funny, sexy video highly enough. Good going, Damiano; you're still one of the best!