There have been so many disasters last year – both natural and video, that this show should find an honored place among them – either under earthquake rubble or at the top of the all-time gobbler list. No Snow Black, no weenies, no fairies, dwarves or seven of anything.

The feature and the sex is built around Alex Storm, Penny Lane and wino Jerry Butler waiting for their relief checks in a one-room set. Pretty funny, huh? None of the scenes could get a rise out of a satyr. A pretty box with a total wreck inside.

While I can assign the lowest rating this magazine will allow, Snow Black slinks to depths, creatively, much lower.