A geisha is a Japanese performer of great beauty and grace, skilled in an assortment of aesthetic arts including dance, music, and the tea ceremony. Contrary to popular belief, they are not prostitutes and do not generally provide sexual services. That having been said, these girls may be beautiful – but there are a lot of reasons why they ain't geishas.

Teanna Kai appears in two scenes, first with Brandy, who is a lot of fun to watch, and then with Savannah. Both scenes are pleasant enough, with the latter being downright chummy, but there's zero sexual chemistry between the performers.

Such isn't the case with the other couplings, although Felitia Honey seems less into the action than do Lacey (called "Lazi" in some of the credits and box cover), Leila Lei, and Mya Luanna. Digital video quality gets pixilated several times during fast movement, and Lacey's dress is amazingly noisy coming off.

Retailing: For admirers of Asian beauty.