After sitting through Deep and Wet, I debated long and hard (but barely hard) why a creative director like Lasse Braun would allow his feature to lack eroticism. Deep and Wet's only real saving grace is creative camera work. Aside from that, I am left dry.
The thin plot revolves around Poliakoff of the KGB (Jose Duval), who's searching for some sort of top-secret microfilm. His men, disguised as plumbers, track it down in a horny household, the setting for most of this video. Josephine (Kristara Barrington), an exotic-looking vixen with little ability to deliver her lines, possesses the microfilm. For safe-keeping, she convinces her innocent friend Laurie (Ali Moore) to allow her to hide the film inside her.
Certainly the hottest person Braun's feature has to offer, Moore is sexy, tight andquite ripe for the picking. Unfortunately, we only see about five minutes of Moore in the entire video. What a mistake! Jose Duval's part in the movie is insignificant and short, and for that I give thanks.
Deep and Wet sets up and then ignores the plot until the end, where finally a very weak tie-it-all-together takes place. The sound quality throughout is poor and aside from some exceptional close-ups, a few funny lines and Ali Moore, Deep and Wet doesn't have much to offer.