Dumb. Totally mindless. Mindlessly inane. These are some of the terms that come to mind. I love Hollywood Bikini Party Girls, which holds to the age-old dictum, if you don’t have a script, baffle ‘em with lots of T & A.
Marc Wallice and Cal Jammer play a couple of morons who pass themselves off as Hollywood bikini film producers to get laid by a bunch of gum-snapping chicks who have bird seed for brains. The feature works beautifully on the John Stagliano principle; zoom-in on a lot of butt shots and go for the kill – all handled quite well in the respective sex scenes, witness Sabrina Dawn with Cal Jammer.
Wayne Summers as an oversexed Latino talent scout drops in for the infamous unexpected visit with cha-cha spitfire Carol Cummings who wants to land a part in the bogus movie. Summers runs away with this whole feature as his scenes sound like a snitch on Miami Vice grabbing a plea bargain.
Tianna, Sabrina Dawn and Cummings also camp it up like there’s no tomorrow in this quickie, but very entertaining feature. Fluff at its finest.