I love the opening of this feature where Randy Spears as porn reviewer Worm Jenkins gets to write lines we at AVN can only dream about, "This video sucks as much as the leading lady does!" and "the men gt fucked and so does the viewer!"

And like Omar Khayam, having written, Spears moves on to the set of an erotic film where he encounters a series of on and off screen cavortations which include a rehearsal between Eric Price and Kristarrah Knight; a lesbian encounter featuring Champagne and Raven Richards, a very hot anal scene with "stunt cock" Tom Byron and Kristarrah, and a equally hot anal scene with the Prices.

Now it seems that Paula Price has been doubling as Worm's Plain Jane assistant, and when he discovers that she is the assistant asshole, he decides to partake of her posterior, thus the irony, for it seems that our voyeuristic vendor of literary filth shoots his load before he can invade the interior. I guess the moral is that "them that can schtupp in the can, can; and those of us that can't, review."