Welcome to Braddock House, where young creeps get made into Real Men; not macho, posturing types, but well-bred lads capable of functioning at any level of high-class society. And what a sorry mess Randy West has to work with: Jerry Butler, who almost doesn't appear to be acting at all; Robert Bullock as a computer nerd and Mike Horner as a modern day Maynard G. Krebs. Fortunately, West has just the instructors to mold these dorks into find young men … but first, Tori Welles and Tamara Lee have to have a little girl/girl rendezvous, which is interrupted by the appearance of West's erect pole through a hole in the wall.

Then the action comes a bit faster: Randy and Carol Cummins have an imagination fling (fortunately, our imagination is as good as Randy's), while Tori helps West horizontally, and Brandy Alexandre teaches Robert Bullock some lessons your teachers never gave you. Frankly, I'd be hard-pressed to decide which of these couplings is the best. They're all terrific. We never do find out if all this tutoring actually helps the boys; maybe that'll be the subject of a sequel. If so, I'm looking forward to it!