"Aren't these the most forgiving tits you're ever seen?" Carol Cummings says as her opening line here. Take your hard ball hooters out of my face, honey, Candy Samples has the most forgiving tits I've ever seen. The joke is on you if you buy the excuse of no budget. Cummings laughs about the lack of money spent here —enter a boy scout and newcomer Victoria (silicone grown) Paris. They do it. Period.

Black newcomer Taja is paraded out with a series of suitors for three back to back pump and prods. Cummings is used sparingly, and frankly, I could care less. If the "All American Girl" wears cheesy wigs, sports giant jaw breakers and shows the personality of a $50 hooker, than all I can say is stick it. If you want to know where all the money went, follow the sounds of laughter. This one generates little eroticism.