Okay, let's get the jokes out of the way about "Brussels sprouting" or "If it's Tuesday, this must be a porno movie," because this, quite frankly, is no laughing matter. Those of you who are tired with French and Swedish adult fare and may have wondered what the rest of Europe has to offer are in for a let down here, because Sex Life of a Belgium Beauty Queen is an import that video technique-wise should have stayed on the boat.

The blonde and beautiful Denise Dubell, "Miss Nude Belgium 1988," is featured in a tale of two vacationing couples who share a hotel and, eventually, their beds and bedpartners. Along the way the quartet is joined by an exotic dance from a very popular club where they're the only people in attendance. As far as one can tell from this single feature, the cast, by American standards is more than adequate. The final scene with all five players in two beds is well handled, but hardly worth wading through the first 65 minutes to reach. To put two "legimate" film titles together, "if this is Belgium, I'll take Sweden."