"Feel the wind in your hair, the sun in your face and the excitement that says Camaro," says the H.A.L. computer-type voice in Muscle Cars. While H.A.L. is busy selling cars (the copy sounds like a late night TV commershill), I'm totally mesmerized by the babes bumping and grinding and removing their tops to the accompaniment of flash shots of 1963 Chevy SS 409's.

We're duly informed these two tapes pander to the two most visceral forms of desire known to man. I was thinking that the other day while I was out driving my 1983 two door cocktail waitress, blonde lacquered with custom hood hinges and factory air.

Of the two tapes, Fast Cars & Beautiful Women is definitely the speed lane. The autos belong to the high rent neighborhood, the photography is nouveau slick and the semi-striptease numbers a little more upscale. Two grand forms of male entertainment are well serviced by these tapes.