Ever go away and when you get to your destination, you realize you forgot to bring something? Same thing here. These honymooners at some lodge somewhere forgot to pack the story. What we do get is seven virtually unrelated scenes of couples being initiated into the joys of anal intercourse. Five of the seven are forgettably unerotic with Blake Palmer/Debi Diamond and Christina Evol/Dean James at their most forgettable ever.

But Buck Adams provides levity when Ron Jeremy bursts in on his wedding night to provide he and his bride with the third person for a sandwich scene. And Cassandra Dark hasn't had a chance yet to be bored with thee shows so she and Mitch Knight really seem to be having a good time. Everybody else should have stayed home.