You're dying to go to Australia because you have this thing for Foster's Lager. Right? Wrong. You're going because they have lots of topless titty beaches so you can see all the Aussie babes featured in this video profile of the "world's largest island". Bad on geography; great on topography.

To advance all the necessary cultural interests, it's probably not cool to come right out and say this is a titty tape, so you might as well play the game en enjoy the colorful travelogue spiel that goes along with —all the topless titty beach footage. There's a profile of the Australian version of Playboy and their Playmate of the Year, Karen Bartlett. There are interesting segments on an old gold mining town which is now a major tourist attraction, nightclubs, discos and, you guessed it, lots of emphasis on topless sunbathing. beautifully shot and fairly entertaining. And you'll love all those great Aussie accents, not to mention whatever else goes along with them.

Bikini Blitz starts out conservatively enough and almost passes for a video catalogue on the Catalina, Venus and Expose International lines of bikini swimwear —that is, until you get to about the last ten minutes of the tape— which is, you guessed it, and unabashed blitz of topless titty beaches. And if you're very observant, you'll notice liberal footage (and girls) borrowed from Aussie Girls. But what the hey. If you're an avid girl watcher, this is your tape. Or as one Aussie lifeguard with a lifetime suntan tells the camera crew, "you're out here to have a perv." A top notch video with bikini loads of production value.