A & B Video. 955 West Lancaster Rd. Suite 340. Orlando, FL 32809.

It was getting to the point where I'd try anything, take anything, settle for anything that remotely resembled softcore sex action. I tried Hispanic sex films (in the original language, may I add) which are terrific but too few in general circulation; then I came across an Italian blonde sex bomb, Gloria Guida, but the same problem: too few of her original language videos available and none dubbed in English.

Then I remembered my old pals A & B Video. Last year I wrote a feature article on custom softcore, and I said something to the fact that A & B, for a company that specializes in amateur and custom videos, provides one of the most professional-looking end products you'll come across.

I was in the mood for a good, secretary seduces boss scenario. No holds barred with a girl who knows how to throw her bod at the camera. Based on a five minute phone conversation, A & B supplied me with a 15 minute seduction vignette that is hall of sexual fame material. The girl is blonde with great looking legs and her boss is the perfect oblivious foil, and, believe me, she takes it off in grand, eloquent style befitting a tomato whose dictation skills are a trifle less than wanting. Obviously she's well on her way to the corporate hierarchy.

Besides doing custom shoots, A & B has a well-stocked catalog of amateur videos, some of which I've seen and can tell you are probably the best on the market today. Their address is listed at the top. Write to them for info. They are terrific people to deal with.