So, there's these two babes who own a bar where the red ink flows faster than the wine, who set up a call-girl operation to make the monthly nut...HELLO! WAKE UP!!! I just know I caught you dozing. And no wonder: this old record's done played out. So ignore the stale dialogue/premise and drink up the sex scenes; there's one for everybody's taste. There's a spicy vertical 69 between Cal Jammer and Jamie Leigh, a refreshing anal outing (inning?) with Peter North and Brigitte Aime, where he delivers a pitcher full of froth. The stars don't fare so badly either, whether it's a girl-on-girl team, or serving up some male clients - shaken, not stirred. Hard Core Café is short on ideas but big on servings of sex, so make mine a double!