Industrial-strength stain remover not withstanding. I often wonder about the life span of lady oil wrestler's bikinis. I realize this is a high-level mental priority item that occupies the minds of most great Western thinkers. And this tape has brought that question that much more to the fore.

I love to watch beautiful gals dish it out in slime and ooze and gunk. It makes me wonder at what point in my natal era that my mother dropped me on my head. Rather, I wish that she had dropped me in a vat of Wesson either with Countess Sofia or Princess Sheila.

That would have been heaven. Since I can't have that, I'll take the next best thing. . Trashy Ladies Wrestling.