“And I’m no magician,” director Pachard must have said when he was asked to turn this ground beef of a script back into a cow. Nothing makes sense. Top billed Lauren Brice’s scene has nothing to do with anything else. Jon Dough and Kiki are married, and Sequoia is his secretary but beyond that you’ll need a Ouija board to fathom what’s going on. I suspect everyone involved gave up on the sex scenes too since they have the erotic appeal of a staple. Surprisingly uninspired.