Naked College Coeds 57 offers nearly two hours of inebriated college girls who apparently place a remarkably high value on shiny objects.

Whether getting retarded at Spring Break in South Padre or drinking like Vikings at the Preakness, there is clearly no shortage of young women with bachelor's degrees and rehab in their future.

The interminably long live segments are broken up by some very low-budget solo girl scenes shot in hotels, using presumably local talent. One of these scenes features a girl showering – not masturbating in the shower, just showering. She soaps up, washes off her make-up, washes her hair and then rinses off. Then it cuts back to Bourbon Street, where some of the young debutantes are so weighed down with beads that they can barely stay upright.

This title could be retailed as a warning to parents that think their little angel would never engage in this sort of debauchery. If she comes back from her college trip with an assortment of gaudy necklaces, she already has.

Retailing: For anyone who wants to go to Spring Break.