"Hey, look here!"

"Whatcha got?"

"I got a bunch of sex scenes here with lots of different people in em."

"Gee, I know what we can do! Let's put "em all together, tie the scenes together with spit and string, and make a video feature."

"All right!"

"Let's see. Here's a hot scene with Kristara Barrington that Oriental dish who's hot stuff. And here's two scenes with blonde Lili Marlene, one lesbo scene and one with three guys."

"Yeah, she's good with those."

"Oh, wow! Nina Hartley! She can sure put lead in the ol' pencil!"

"Not much talk, is there?"

"I got it figured. We'll have a guy, a real nut case, about to blow himself up, and he remembers all these hot chicks he's seen over the years. He'll just talk and talk, quoting Shakespeare and Sartre, just real nutso crazy."

"But won't that annoy the heck out of people?"

"Probably. But it's the visuals they want, not the audio."

"Besides the sex is good enough so people won't mind if it's a bit choppy. Good scenes; everybody wins!"