If judged solely on its level of craftsmanship (or in this case, craftwomanship), Valentine's Challenge gets a sad thumbs down. But then, there's the lesbians. To paraphrase Ren & Stimpy, "Oh happy, joy, joy!" This vid will provide pure viewing satisfaction strictly on the action level.

Excepting Marie, they're not as beautiful in the conventional sense, but do these gals eat pussy! Each one of these lasses appears to be an honest to goodness practitioner of Sapphic sex. Everyone has a variety of spiderweb tattoos and nipple/labia rings, making it seem like the viewer is spying on some secret lesbo sorority.

The story concerns the take-over of Valentine's exclusive club by her rival, Piranha. This premise never develops into a coherent plot and becomes confusing when some of Val's gals find a secret looking-glass passageway that takes them on a trip to cheesy Special Effects Land. Okay; though the story keeps grinding to a halt for lengthy (but heated) licking sessions, fans will be especially pleased with the pooltable scene. Both the 8-ball and cue stick disappear in the "pocket," as it were. Rack 'em up, Valentine!